If I were a used car, here's how my ad would go:

This late model luxurious cruiser has been well maintained and is a joy to drive. Responsive and smooth handling in a variety of situations, from easy-going cruising to exhilarating racing. Four-on-floor responds well to a firm hand. Well designed chassis that's durable but flexible and can handle a bit of rough use. Plenty of power under the hood for both the quick rides around the block or the longest endurance-testing road trips.

Factory original options package including large attractive headlights, silky smooth interior surfaces, voice and touch activated entertainment controls and ample storage space in the back.

This sexy ride can handle it all and is a particularly good choice for those looking for a fantastic driving experience to share with their mates.