So need to go shopping when you're in store... I'd love to coat them in cum and watch you walk around without wiping it off...

Wife here - giving the associates watching security cameras a nice show.  Ever notice how no one comes to stop you or confront you? 

A very well-endowed BBW friend of mine took her clothes completely off once and then back on right in front of a security camera.  The rest of us girls blocked the aisle both directions in case of shoppers coming by. 

An associate fringe benefit, I suppose...