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Date: Jan 24, 2014 Views: 3288 Rating: 15 Comments: 20 ( Post a comment ) Filesize: 1,060kb
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Sharing 10 secrets in transforming yourself into a fabulous selfie slet. :-D

1. Don't take the photos yourself
Fuck, this is a problem for me.. where's my tripod?

2. Groom properly
Je regarde toujours magnifique (I'm always FABULOUS)

3. Don't eat on shoot day
LOL! kinda like prepping for anal sex.. well, excluding the enema routine.

4. Pick a space and clean it
And for god's sake clean the splatter off the walls and furniture when finished (also, see Nbr 3)

5. Don't fuck up the lighting
ahahahaha, you get whatever lighting available whilst climbing naked out of a public fountain

6. Go for black & white
You can plead the 'artistic' defense for that humongous pussy closeup if done in black and white

7. Be careful with close-ups of your genitalia
A second degree burn on the inside of your thigh from the flash can be annoying

8. Pick proper angles and shots
Soooo.. I'd better re-think the 'peeing with my ankles behind my head' idea?

9. Don't look at your photos halfway through
'Ewwh, ewwh, ewwh, hmmm-not bad, ewwh, ewwh, OH MY GOD.. this one is awesome!'

10 Make a plan for the future of the photos
Too funny.. I'll simply post them here.
Comments
Manschu
Guy, 61 y.o.
Member since: Nov 20, 2013
Rating: 341
Great Shot and verrrrry sexy Body! But Nr. 8 i will see in future...  
Jan 24 2014 12:46 pm
 
 
his and hers
Guy, 52 y.o.
Member since: Dec 24, 2013
Rating: 233
Beautiful body !!!!
Jan 24 2014 01:04 pm
 
 
old69dog
Guy, 60 y.o.
Member since: Jun 6, 2013
Rating: 0
You don't need tips on taking awesome selfies....you always look fabulous
Jan 24 2014 03:10 pm
 
1957tost
Guy, 66 y.o.
Member since: Jul 3, 2011
Rating: 318
Ohh so beautiful
Jan 24 2014 04:34 pm
 
 
mohican1
Guy, 61 y.o.
Member since: Dec 1, 2012
Rating: 0
breasts look fantastic.
Jan 24 2014 05:48 pm
 
r0vhal
Guy, 58 y.o.
Member since: May 29, 2011
Rating: -3
Hot 'n' fun as always!!! Mmmmmmmmm! LMFAO!
Jan 24 2014 09:31 pm
 
 
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Guy, 58 y.o.
Member since: Feb 5, 2013
Rating: 125
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Jan 24 2014 09:40 pm
 
 
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Guy, 68 y.o.
Member since: May 2, 2010
Rating: 793

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Jan 24 2014 09:53 pm
 
 
jacqueslyon
Guy, 53 y.o.
Member since: Jul 31, 2012
Rating: 32
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Jan 24 2014 10:01 pm
 
 
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Guy, 56 y.o.
Member since: Mar 21, 2007
Rating: 5
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Jan 25 2014 06:38 pm
 
 
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Couple, 61&63 y.o.
Member since: Dec 20, 2013
Rating: 2610
I love your body!
Excellent. heartKisses
Jan 25 2014 06:41 pm
 
 
BobGER
Guy, 47 y.o.
Member since: Jul 15, 2010
Rating: 215
i am very happy about #10...
Jan 27 2014 08:07 am
 
 
Unterhaltung
Guy, 36 y.o.
Member since: Jan 22, 2014
Rating: 3
Age: 78 .... and this sexy Body ?
Feb 2 2014 05:11 pm
 
 
ThumperZ1
Guy, 70 y.o.
Member since: Oct 25, 2011
Rating: 6
OMG!! Beautiful body!
Mar 16 2014 03:26 am
 
 
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Guy, 44 y.o.
Member since: Feb 18, 2014
Rating: 0
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Mar 17 2014 09:42 pm
 
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Guy, 53 y.o.
Member since: May 4, 2011
Rating: 0
GORGEOUS BODY!! Really do you 78 YO? No Way!!
Mar 22 2014 03:32 pm
 
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Guy, 35 y.o.
Member since: Aug 7, 2014
Rating: 279
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