Sexylook

My Wife and I always like seeing assholes influenced by cucumbers and cocks, cucumber training on this one we think.

This funnel asshole scene reminds me - A friend of ours and I were out hiking and in a rock formation, on a wall, the rock had spalled in this really interesting pattern - it was about 12 feet in diameter and she said "That looks just like my asshole."

It's always interesting how you can be absolutely not thinking about sex and all of the sudden somehow the subject comes up and our primitive minds take over.

So I said "How do you know that's what your asshole looks like?"

"Well, when I'm fucking my asshole with my vibrator or other things, I like to have a mirror on the floor to watch."

"Yeah, but how do I know for sure that's what your asshole looks like?"

Drops her pack, drops her pants, drops her panties, bends over, spreads her cheeks, and says "You know my big funnel asshole absolutely loves to suck cocks in."

We had never had sex of any kind, hadn't even talked about it. She has huge EE tits that I hadn't before got to see, and all of the sudden, here's her full magnificent 60-year-old body. We had an amazing buttfuck!

Both of us carry rubbers in our packs for hiking - an emergency item that you can put into any plastic bottle picked up off the ground and will safely hold water after you've cut the top and made it into a cup. Not a word was said, got one of mine out and on - she knew we had the means for a safe buttfuck. We both had absolutely wonderful orgasms.

The setting was in the Organ Mountains of New Mexico on a nice hot day, but the location was a kind of rock shelter, shaded - even had some faded red pictographs. As we were relaxing after doing that, I mused, I wonder how many people have done the same thing right here?" She had been standing, our stuff oozing from her asshole, and she started peeing and said "I bet hundreds over the centuries, maybe thousands." She puts her hand down, cups it and gets some pee and brings it up and drinks it. "Do you like pee?"

That was the most amazing fuck in my 73 years, completely out the blue, and a buttfuck of all things. We were hiking partners for about two years, and never whatsoever talked about sex of any kind!

I said "So does your other hole like to suck cocks in too?" She just smiled and said "Oh, we'll see." The rest of the hike we talked kinky sex, because she loves pee activities too. (oh yeah, her other hole definitely loves to suck cocks in, AND deliver pee at the same time, AND, during hikes!). One amazingly kinky woman!!! Yep, me too.