Tan imponente y salina como la montaña,
¡qué dama tan hermosa y grandiosa!
Pero aquello que orinaba frente a ella...
¡ciertamente no era cerveza

So salzig, wie die Berge sind,

so reizend schön die Frau ich find!

Doch das Gepinkel nah vor ihr,

das war mit Sicherheit kein Bier!


Es una lástima que la traducción al español sea tan mala.

When I had my floors refinished, the workmen made huge piles of sawdust that were so amazingly soft and powdery. I couldn't help but dive in. I used the excuse of a photo session when I asked the workman if I could play in the piles before they cleaned them up. They let me, and even helped by bringing in some lights, a ladder, and used their big vacuum to help clean me up after. All so very exciting for me.