Nice!

How on earth could you look for a homosexual relationship when you have a wife as beautiful and sexy as yours????? My god if I was dead she would still give me a massive erection, my cock swells with desire for her every time you post a picture of her!! The only thing I would fantasise about would be that she had a twin who wanted to join us in bed!! Sorry not being rude or offensive each to their own,  I'd swap place with you in a heartbeat if it meant I got to make love with her

my wife would try to make a bigger one out of :

I like your penis, small and large