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| Date: Jan 24, 2014 | Views: 4049 | Rating: 12 | Comments: 17 ( Post a comment ) | Filesize: 1.0Mb | ||
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| Sharing 10 secrets in transforming yourself into a fabulous selfie slet. :-D 1. Don't take the photos yourself Fuck, this is a problem for me.. where's my tripod? 2. Groom properly Je regarde toujours magnifique (I'm always FABULOUS) 3. Don't eat on shoot day LOL! kinda like prepping for anal sex.. well, excluding the enema routine. 4. Pick a space and clean it And for god's sake clean the splatter off the walls and furniture when finished (also, see Nbr 3) 5. Don't fuck up the lighting ahahahaha, you get whatever lighting available whilst climbing naked out of a public fountain 6. Go for black & white You can plead the 'artistic' defense for that humongous pussy closeup if done in black and white 7. Be careful with close-ups of your genitalia A second degree burn on the inside of your thigh from the flash can be annoying 8. Pick proper angles and shots Soooo.. I'd better re-think the 'peeing with my ankles behind my head' idea? 9. Don't look at your photos halfway through 'Ewwh, ewwh, ewwh, hmmm-not bad, ewwh, ewwh, OH MY GOD.. this one is awesome!' 10 Make a plan for the future of the photos Too funny.. I'll simply post them here. | ||||||
